Monday 30 July 2012

Foreigners coming to visit, going to visit foreigners

To say the least, it's been an action-packed last couple of weeks for me. To say the MOST... I spose I have to write a blog now don't I?
Me and my current/3rd host mum Marie-Anne and her sister/my 2nd host mum/my couselor Catherine
 FIRSTLY! I moved host families for the last time and am living in a not-even-a-town a few minutes out of Loudun with Jade, fresh from her exchange in Karratha. So am speaking/hearing waaaaaay too much Australian.
Luggage pile for the last time... which is probably a good thing cos I think I'd need 2 cars to carry it all if I moved again.
I don't know what I'm going to do when I leave...
My best friend Anna from Australia is travelling around Europe at the moment, and she came and stayed with me for a week which was awesome.
We went to a games festival in Parthenay with my host brother Gildas and his friend which was really cool - there were all sorts of games, like old-fashioned wooden games, circus games/tricks, modern games like playstation etc.
The original air hockey - WITHOUT AIR!
Whack-the-walnut! The idea is to smash the walnut as it rolls down the
tube but you can't see it and can only whack ONCE - impossible.
MY FIRST SNAIL!!! Escargots are delicious!
Then another night we went to see a concert at...somewhere. It was Sinsemilia, a reggae band - I think I'm going to have to learn to love reggae, because it's all anyone ever listens to in France. Bob Marley is practically a god over here.
Sinsemilia - and then there were fireworks after they'd finished!
The neighbouring chateau - yes, our neighbours live in a chateau.
I showed Anna the countryside around my house and we went to Loudun too, a few days later. Oh yeah, that's right. My exchanger friend Sebastian (who was living in Sete, on the South coast of France) came to stay for 3 days too, while Anna was here! We basically went to visit the exchange students living near Tours most days, because it was the week that everyone went home... now everyone is GONE! I'M ALL ALONE!
In America! With an American! And two Australians pretending to be Americans!
Actually it was funny because Ingrid and Mariana (cos we all met Seb at Annecy and that's pretty much how every exchange student knows each other!) didn't know he was coming, so we SURPRISED THEM! Ingrid came and met us while we were having a spontaneous picnic and Seb hid behind a tree - SURPRISE!
Ingrid's surprised face!
 Then when Mariana arrived later in the day (this all happened in Tours), we were at the Cathedral. So Seb pretended to be a homeless person and when Mariana walked past he started chasing after her demanding money! But then his disguise sort of fell off and she recognised him, but it did freak her out which was hilarious!

Evil homeless Sebastian
Visiting little ol' Loudun
So that was a pretty great week, seeing my best friend who I hadn't seen for 7 months and also being able to say goodbye to Sebastian and all the other students... it's just so SAD! They're all GONE!

Next up - the return of Jade! Roadtripped up to Paris with my host mum and a couple of Jade's friends who were going to surprise her at the airport... but it didn't quite work out that way, as usual.
We were staying with Jade's great-aunty just out of Paris, so we left super early in the morning to get to Terminal 1 on time. I'd made a sign and everything! We found the gate she was meant to come out of, and waited... and waited... and waited... for 2 and a half hours!!!! I had to put up with listening to overexcited American tourists who had just flown in gabbling about "Fraince!"
We asked at the desk 3 times when her flight was meant to come in and the woman just said "yeah, yeah, it's this gate! Don't worry!" LIAR! It was at terminal TWO!!!!
So we jumped back in the car, went the most roundabout way possible (merci, roadworks) to get to the terminal. And Jade was just sitting there, waiting for us as she had been for 3 hours. Oops.
But hey, at least we found her in the end!
Tearful reunion :)
Slightly touristic stuff - visiting Sacre Coeur along with everyone else in Paris
We spent the 14th July (NATIONAL FRENCH HOLIDAY!) sightseeing in Paris. Literally, we went EVERYWHERE, MAN.

Crepes in Paris!

Stopped by a few famous places...
Unknown soldier under l'Arc de Triomph

l'Arc de Triomph
Bastille Day fireworks!!

La Tour Eiffel at night... ahh!
 The next day, we hit the road for Saint Malo but stopped at Chartres to see the MASSIVE and amazing church/cathedrale.

Chartres Cathedrale - it doesn't fit into my camera lens!

A hole in the stained glass
When we got to the road parallel to the coast, and I saw the French beach for the first time, my first words were (translated): "It's a bit disgusting, isn't it?" Marie-Anne and Jade practically DIED of laughter - but let's face it, the sand was actually rocks and the tiny amount of water that was there was GREY. It's just not what I'm used to! I didn't mean that all French beaches are REALLY disgusting, just... different. Plus it was the North, apparently the South is much better.

Eventually we got to Cancale, where we were staying with some family friends who used to live in Loudun (Anne-Marie and her daughter Caroline who is best friends with Jade, and all 3 of us are the same age). ANYWAY too much information, that is where we stayed for 5 days.
I FINALLY REACHED THE COAST!
Oyster farming
I also found out why the water is, um... never at the beach. The tide goes out completely in 6 hours, so you can see only wet sand for a few hundred metres, then 6 hours later it's back in and it seems like a normal beach again. Weird? But that's how the oyster and mussel farming works - the tide goes out and everyone scurries out to grab the oysters that have stuck onto the poles in the shallows of the beach. Maybe not every 6 hours though.
The town of Cancale
Spent most days walking the trails along the coast of Saint Malo, admiring the beaches (it was sunny!) and gorging ourselves on seafood every night. I'm probably a teenage prodigy now thanks to all the omega 3 and 6 I ate!

It was a pretty chilled out holiday, really - we walked around town in Saint Malo a few times because that's where all the shops are and I bought some souvenirs...

There are heaps of buskers in the town, with strange traditional instruments
At Saint Malo beach!
The battlements behind me in the photo enclose the centre of Saint Malo because it was protection against British invaders (or some other country, I'm not sure). To get to the beach, you have to climb a billion stairs and then go back down another billion to get to the other side! But it was a nice beach and there was even a wall creating an ocean swimming pool for when the tide was out, so people could still swim.
Sunbaking on top of the battlements, sharing space with cannons
The best idea ever? Bury an exercise ball in the sand and do flips off it!
The Alfred Hitchcock statue at the beach in Dinard, a town near Saint Malo
It's meeee! On a rock!
We went to a lot of the towns around Cancale and Saint Malo to see the beaches, the towns/shops and battlements/monuments. And ate seafood, of course!
The citadel (city inside the battlements) of Dinan
 Dinan was actually a GIGANTIC city but because of the hill (ohhh, the effort it took to climb that hill) and all the trees covering it up, you'd have no idea it was there. It surprised all of us when we got to the top of the battlements/wall and could actually see it all! So these 2 photos are the view from the highest point in the city.
The bridge and on the very left, there's a canal which we parked next to - ended up walking a few k's just to get here!
Another traditional-Breton-music busker, in Saint Malo on the way home from Dinan
Cancale foreshore seen from the jetty
Kouign Amann - traditional Breton gateau
Had a taste of this DELICIOUS Breton cake - it's basically caramel au beurre salé (salted butter, as in really smooth butter with big grains of salt in it which makes caramel, somehow - YUM) with some flour and an egg and milk etc. But it's crunchy on the outside and creamy in the middle. I wonder if Australian customs will let me bring some home? DOUBT IT.
Also had crepes with the famous caramel salé (salty caramel) of Bretagne nearly every night for dessert, but don't have any photos of them because I ATE THEM TOO QUICK! Why is French food so GOOD?!

Then we were off! Back down to Centre, goodbye beach!
Jade and Izis
On the way home we stopped at Nantes to pick up a kitten - the newest member of the family. One of my host brother's friends asked if we could look after her cat for a year while she studied abroad, on some tropical island I think.
So now we have an 8-month-old running around the house, terrified of everything. I've never known a cat so scared! But she's getting better, mostly because she thinks I'll keep feeding her ham. (That was a one-off, but now she likes me!)

MORE NEWS SOON, when I've recovered from writing this one!

Tuesday 3 July 2012

Keep calm and GO TO ENGLAND!

I'm sure you'll all be flipping excited to hear that I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE MOTHERLAND! Merry old England AT LAST! My Rotary Club (of Loudun) has a partnership with the Rotary Club of South Worcester in England - so I went to Worcester (like Worcestershire sauce)! It was only for 4 days but Rotary paid for everything except my souvenirs so hey, free trip... =D
Emmeke's chateau/humble abode
To make things easier to get to the airport (2 hour drive from home) I stayed over at Emmeke's house the night before so we could leave early the next morning (ie. FOUR IN THE MORNING). Only to find out that her "house" is a CHATEAU! It took me 2 hours to explore the whole thing PLUS the huge garden - and it turned out that I missed an entire wing which Emmeke showed me later. INTENSE.
England is v green. Weird.
But then I finally got to the airport and, with nothing but a banana and a kitkat for sustenance, WENT TO ENGLAND! I would love to say LONDON but unfortunately didn't make it. But Worcester is still pretty cool. There were 7 other Rotarians/Rotarians' wives who came too.

Emmeke and I were staying with a really nice (and TYPICALLY ENGLISH! SO GREAT!) couple called Ian and Pat, while the other (French)Rotarians were hosted by other (English) Rotarians and their partners.

After we chilled out a bit at our new home, Emmeke and I popped out for a spot of shopping! Had a look at the town of Worcester and bought some fashionable ENGLISH clothes and ENGLISH souvenirs while listening to people talking in ENGLISH accents (wot you doin' mingaaaa?) surrounded by ENGLISH flags in honour of the ENGLISH (and Australian, let's face it) Queen!

Not even a real phone box! At East Midlands Airport
ENGLISH TAXIS!




Everyone in Worcester was going crazy with patriotism (or is that normal behaviour?) because:
- the Olympic torch had just passed through the town a week or so ago
- the World Cup (soccer/football/whatever you want) was on
- and THE QUEEN was coming to Worcester on 11th July!
So there were decorations EVERYWHERE and flags in windows and general insanity.
English cakes

English sewing machines (that one's for you Mum)

And just general queenly love!
Yeah so after the mad shopping rush as soon as we got there... well, the next day happened? Drove to STRATFORD UPON AVON to go say hi to Shakespeare's much-less-poetic-when-dead body. Not really, it was only his house.

Hittin' the tourist hotspots
Need I say more? EXCITEMENT!!
Stratford was pretty good, even though I'm not a massive Shakespeare fan.(Pretty lucky we did Hamlet in year 10 so I could say that I'd read at least ONE of his books...)

There was a really great street (where ol' Willy's house is) full of cool touristy shops and all sorts of stuff. So after we'd done a tour of the house, everyone split up and went UBER SHOPPING for the rest of the day!

Found myself lots of QUINTESSENTIEL ENGLISH LANDMARKS like postboxes and phoneboxes and even Union-Jack-coloured-cardboard boxes (I don't know if they're normal or that was part of the "THE QUEEN IS COMING" frenzy).




DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!! Unfortunately, didn't get to go on it. :(
I'M IN A PHONEBOX!
Shakespeare's very own walk

English lolly shop...mmmm...


You know how a picture says a thousand words? Well, this picture says a lot of rude words and even terrified screaming. Confused?

Those people pretending to be statues have ALWAYS scared me. I HATE THEM. I think (well, I'm pretty damn sure now) that I have a phobia of them. Our group was standing outside Shakespeare's house, in this big street with heaps of people running around AND a certain "statue" (not running around. He was being a statue).

Because I was the youngest person (by about 40 years), all the old people starting picking on the kiddie with the phobia saying "go and shake the statue's hand! GO ON!" Therefore, SOMEBODY got FORCED into APPROACHING THIS SHADY CHARACTER.
Imagine me, creeping up to this awful person, adrenalin pumping, reluctantly reaching out a hand... AND HE JUMPS! He jumped up and down on his little box AND I NEARLY HAD A STROKE! Then I screamed and everyone in the entire street laughed at me. Thank you, STUPID POMS.
I managed to shake his hand and starting casually walking away REALLY REALLY FAST - thank god that's over, right? WRONG. I'd barely gone two steps when everyone started pointing and calling out to me, as if something was BEHIND me... HE WAS CHASING AFTER ME!! This was worse than any Doctor Who episode - I have never been so SCARED in my LIFE! So I just BOLTED. I just ran for my life, screaming my head off, while all the tourists in the street wet themselves laughing so hard (laughing at my PHOBIA, may I remind you). I ended up hiding behind Brigitte, HYPER-VENTILATING.

That was my most recent brush with death and just for the record, I'm still still having nightmares of that THING hiding behind doorways and under my bed and in cupboards... England has lost some brownie points.
Outside Shakespeare's house

Baby William's cot! (Maybe. No one actually specified anything.)
A PETER RABBIT SHOP! I found my childhood in Stratford.
At the Shakespeare cafe
After Stratford (and after finding Christian and Christine, who got lost trying find to find the carpark and ending up on the other side of the city!), everyone (and by "everyone" I mean all the Loudun Rotarians including me, AND their respective English host couples, 14 people all up) had dinner at one of the host couples' house. They were both chefs (possibly...or maybe just amazing cooks) so the meal was mega fancy, complete with a menu written in French!
It might not look like much, but Pat cooked the MOST delicious pavlova in the history of the
 pavlova hall of fame. Or maybe I was just really desperate to eat one. Either way, WAS AMAZING.
Next morning le gang trotted off to the Mayor's private office - INVITATION ONLY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I even got to swing around this hugely heavy ceremonial sword!

The Mayor even let everyone try on his mayorial chain - you know the big gold ones that mayors wear? Well, it was worth 500,000 pounds. As someone pointed out to me, "that's probably the most expensive piece of jewellery you'll ever wear".
There IS a photo of me wearing it but it's on another Rotarian's camera...I'll get it eventually.

Then we had a tour of the place and it's pretty specky, I have to say. Although that might have been because the QUEEN was coming on the 11th July!! So everything was squeaky clean - even the ceiling, weirdly. Do you REALLY think the Queen is going to notice the dust on the 30-foot-high ceiling? No. Silly poms.
By the way - the ceiling was cleaned WITH COTTON BUDS. The ones that clean ears. Must have taken FOREVER.
Had a look in the prison too, which was cool. It led up to the courtrooms for YE OLDE HANGIN'! Not in use anymore, obviously...

Dummies - don't freak out!

The view of the mayorial gates from the inside (being repainted for the queen)


After saying cheerio to the mayor and mayoress (his wife), everyone went SHOPPING in the high street. Then to Worcester Cathedral, the oldest in, er...Worcester.


Pretty cathedral-y
 





The library there contained some of the oldest books in the world. Ever. There was the first atlas ever made as well as books from the year 1100. And we could touch most of the books too! Apparently gloves don't work anymore.

No idea how old they are...but probably very old.
After the library tour we had a proper look around the cathedral, famous because it has the tomb of King John! (For those unfamiliar with who he is, he was the baddie in Robin Hood who was trying to kill Richard the Lionheart, also known as his big brother - it's a good thing I've watched Robin Hood twelve billion times, you know! I always thought it would come in useful!)

King John

Took some arty photos on the way back to the car:

Arty #1, the Severn River in Worcester

Arty #2
That night was the great ROTARY DINNER with the whole club at a fancy restaurant, which everyone claimed later to have crap food - France always wins the food race, though, doesn't it?
But it was cool to meet the whole club, and I exchanged pennants with the Worcester club, so now my Australian sponser club of Subiaco is in the picture!
The president of South Worcester club gave a speech in French


And Jacques from the Loudun club gave a reply speech in English!
The next day was the last day, which is when I tend to take photos of the house/hotel/hostel/tent I was staying in: so here is your TYPICAL ENGLISH GARDEN! 

The lawn was perfectly smooth, like the Dursleys' in HP
MY BELOVED BACON AND EGGS!
Pat was even amazing enough to grant my wish and cook bacon and eggs for me on the last morning! Undescribeably (hard word to spell, shut up) delicious. I have been PINING for this!

Me, Emmeke, Ian and Pat
All in all, pretty great trip! Sucks that I didn't get to go to London, but it means I'm going baaaaack!!